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young woody 4:12 Wed Sep 10
What will you NOT miss from Upton Park.

There loads that I personally will miss when we do move but what you will not miss.

I actually can’t think of anything I will not miss but thought I would still ask WHO.

young woody 4:12 Thu Sep 11
Re: What will you NOT miss from Upton Park.

penners28 4:04 Thu Sep 11


And for fireworks!!

penners28 4:04 Thu Sep 11
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you used to leave early with your backpack ron?

Northern Sold 3:58 Thu Sep 11
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comma.... you ever heard of fertilizer?? The farmer should be paying ME?

i-Ron 3:37 Thu Sep 11
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I'm on Gary Ablett's and don't need any of that any more Sold!

And I usually go pub after the game and swerve a walk and queuing up.

, 3:36 Thu Sep 11
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Sold would you object to the farmer defecating in your front or back garden even if he cleared it up?

Far Cough 3:36 Thu Sep 11
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To be fair, dogshit alley is well named, that or shitty mattress alley?

Mr Kenzo 3:35 Thu Sep 11
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Side of Ham 3:33 Thu Sep 11

Combine the 2 and you have DOG SHIT ALLEY

Northern Sold 3:35 Thu Sep 11
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My dog legs into the farmers field and has a shit there... if he was a West Ham fan he'd be walking to East Ham with me... that's the equiv?

Side of Ham 3:33 Thu Sep 11
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There's no difference between people who choose to wait in long queues to those who stand and wait for their dog to take a shit before picking their logs up.

Northern Sold 3:33 Thu Sep 11
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Ok half a pack of Tums extra strength....

BetterthanKaka 3:33 Thu Sep 11
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This is the spitting image of Griff

http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/referee-mr-uriah-rennie-during-the-fa-cup-sponsored-by-e-on-news-photo/78788024

i-Ron 3:31 Thu Sep 11
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Haven't had a rennie for years?!

Johnson 3:31 Thu Sep 11
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ag ag ag ag

Northern Sold 3:30 Thu Sep 11
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i-Ron 3:24 Thu Sep 11
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What do you think I do after the game SOLD?

Hit me with it.




You take 3 or 4 Rennie's....

BetterthanKaka 3:29 Thu Sep 11
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Walk to FG. Pick up a dougalls on the way usually.

, 3:28 Thu Sep 11
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Sold, I know that you don't quite get the concept of going to games but if you did and if you stayed till the end [ this in itself an alien concept to some people ] you'd not even bother with queuing for the District line at UP.

Instead as has been mooted you'd walk to one of the stations either side of UP.

stewie griffin 3:27 Thu Sep 11
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You are at a venue.

To get home on the train you have 3 choices:

Station A - 2 minutes walk and a 15 minute wait in a queue
Station B - 5 minutes walk and no queue
Station C - 10 minutes walk and no queue


I have absolutely no sympathy for the complaints of those who CHOOSE to use Station A.

They are victims of nothing other than their own stupidity.

Far Cough 3:26 Thu Sep 11
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I was at Stratford for the Olympics where there was more than 54k, still no queues

, 3:25 Thu Sep 11
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FC, but there will be 54,000 of us.

Far Cough 3:24 Thu Sep 11
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There wont be a longer queue than UP at Stratford simply because of the multiple choices you can make

i-Ron 3:24 Thu Sep 11
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What do you think I do after the game SOLD?

Hit me with it.

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